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If your spam techniques wouldn't work on you, why would they work on anyone else?  Your customers aren't aliens.  They hate spam just as much as you do.

They don't appreciate telemarketers calling during dinner.  They don't appreciate junk mail.  They don't appreciate irrelevant email messages.

Do you enjoy spam?